Mr Blong at the ‘Fleurs d Agde’ campsite in South France (near Béziers)
Monsieur Blong is the Lord of the Gade countryside.
Married out of choice to Madame Bling Bling, Monsieur Blong covers her in with flowers from Agde and glitter.
Love cannot be bought. Madame Bling Bling knew it and on the 54th December, she ran away with Cliqueteclic, a handsome minstrel.
On a full moon, we can still hear the cling clanging noise of Madame Bling Bling’s jewels that Monsieur Blong holds tightly in his desperate hands.